When you learn the letter K in cursive and get excited because you can finally write things like “sksksk.” 😂 That’s 5th grade girls for ya! #imustbeoldbecause #theykeepmeyoung #ifitkeepsthemengaged #ilovemyjob @BeckElem
At this point, I can drink coffee at any time of day & however you give it to me. #IMustBeOldBecause
Every time a 17 year old calls me ma’am I feel another one of my hairs admit defeat and turn grey. #IMustBeOldBecause
Put my 1yr old grandson in the tub with toys, but his favorite thing to play with is his "little soldier".
I'm not looking forward to his teen years. I guess I'll get him a lot of tube socks for Xmas.
Kids these days will never know the stress and high stakes of running to the bathroom, fridge and bedroom in a single ad break with your sibling yelling "ITS STARTED” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
#IMustBeOldBecause #LOL #goodolddays
#IMustBeOldBecause explaining how and why a fax machine works to a 15yr old is fucking exhausting.
Sorry, fat thumbs have n my flip phone. I meant FUCK IT, I’LL WRITE A CHECK #IMustBeOldBecause #AmazingRaceAU #HalloweenSafety #NancyIsComing #AndThenIWasFired #BoomerAdvice #cookiesinspace #VEGETABLES #WWJD
#IMustBeOldBecause if I were to make myself as a player on Data Editor like I used to do I would have to wind my birthday back 20 years. https://twitter.com/FootballManager/status/1192523390336294914
"Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand"
We back for another one on Los Town Radio. do people still wear Grillz? Out now https://anchor.fm/los-town-radio/episodes/Do-People-Still-Wear-Grillz-e90ohr#ThursdayNightFootball #ThursdayMotivation #MrRogers #IMustBeOldBecause #BabyItsColdOutside @ugly_duck_mAc @WarnerJerrell @ArtOfPodcast @lostartpodcast @PodcastMovement
#IMustBeOldBecause half of my adulthood is spent at the laundromat
Accidentally found a shortcut to the bottom of my stairs. Made the trip down much faster! Messed my back up pretty bad and now my legs are all tingly and weird feeling. Trying to find my heating pad so I can possibly sleep at some point. #IMustBeOldBecause #ThanksKittyCat #Ouch